| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #13 | Cerebral Cloche | 14 |
| #759 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #959 | Cloaca-Cola | 15 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1962 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #677 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #1361 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 15 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #23 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 481 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #13 | anniversary balloon | 302 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #144 | asshat | 23 |
| #8 | babycakes | 100 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #153 | barskin hat | 4 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #275 | box of sunshine | 1,551 |
| #1269 | broken skull | 1 |
| #237 | bugbear beanie | 31 |
| #233 | candy brain | 16 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #162 | carob chunk cookies | 18 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #586 | chorizo taco | 3 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #77 | daisy | 217 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #301 | draggin' ball hat | 25 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #297 | f3d0r4 | 30 |
| #1808 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #536 | foolscap fool's cap | 3 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #22 | furry skirt | 12 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #103 | green balloon | 101 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #129 | heart-shaped balloon | 115 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #342 | long-stemmed rose | 4 |
| #79 | mugcake | 204 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #179 | personalized birthday cake | 9 |
| #416 | pixellated candy heart | 36 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #149 | potted cactus | 102 |
| #117 | radio button candy | 10 |
| #13 | raspberry beret | 27 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1773 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #664 | stuffed can of asparagus | 4 |
| #101 | stuffed dodecapede | 102 |
| #141 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #16 | stuffed zmobie | 1,964 |
| #513 | sugar-coated pine cone | 2 |
| #43 | thought balloon | 6 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #166 | tofu casserole | 10 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #10 | wad of tofu | 1,154 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #150 | zombie pineal gland | 26 |