| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #4508 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #4789 | candy cane | 1 |
| #4 | cog and sprocket assembly | 12,000 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #20 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 32 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1641 | doll house | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #770 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #796 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1189 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #533 | wooden stakes | 3 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
Wow, that's 12,087 items total!
what items are this player missing?