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| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #10 | Gnollish toolbox | 1,338 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #660 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1583 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #161 | candy cane | 242 |
| #30 | chewing gum on a string | 1,338 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1442 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #30 | cog | 1,338 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #134 | dry noodles | 1,338 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1410 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #37 | herbs | 1,338 |
| #807 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 60 |
| #548 | ice-cold Willer | 68 |
| #1397 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #235 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #929 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1564 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #299 | skeleton key | 21 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #35 | spring | 1,338 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #845 | star chart | 2 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2222 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1615 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1463 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1783 | yellow snowcone | 3 |