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| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #10 | Gnollish toolbox | 1,338 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #662 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 8 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1580 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #3981 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #163 | candy cane | 242 |
| #30 | chewing gum on a string | 1,338 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1440 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #30 | cog | 1,338 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #136 | dry noodles | 1,338 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1407 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #40 | herbs | 1,338 |
| #809 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 60 |
| #547 | ice-cold Willer | 68 |
| #1395 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #235 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #930 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1516 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #299 | skeleton key | 21 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #35 | spring | 1,338 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #846 | star chart | 2 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1701 | tiny house | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2557 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #4479 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2226 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1618 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1461 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1778 | yellow snowcone | 3 |