| #518 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 10 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #265 | Cloaca-Cola | 152 |
| #321 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #343 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #299 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #323 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #207 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 11 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #547 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 9 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #683 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 83 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #324 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #277 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #252 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #188 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 11 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #331 | Imp Ale | 607 |
| #534 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 11 |
| #1364 | Mad Train wine | 8 |
| #163 | Now and Earlier | 30 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #428 | ball | 14 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #36 | eye-pod | 11 |
| #1164 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #587 | fake hand | 46 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #135 | felt | 56 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #481 | googly eye | 28 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #758 | hellion cube | 2 |
| #908 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 42 |
| #822 | ice-cold Willer | 27 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #161 | length of string | 72 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #357 | oyster basket | 11 |
| #195 | penguin skin | 651 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #43 | pr0n stir-fry | 12 |
| #41 | prosthetic forehead | 28 |
| #326 | rag doll | 7 |
| #310 | salty dog | 38 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #107 | sucky decal | 14 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #595 | top | 8 |
| #281 | toy soldier | 6 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #118 | toy wheel | 71 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #30 | yak skin | 134 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |