| #518 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 10 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #262 | Cloaca-Cola | 152 |
| #320 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 11 |
| #342 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #297 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #324 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #205 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 11 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #547 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 9 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #684 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 83 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #322 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #275 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #251 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #186 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 11 |
| #175 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #328 | Imp Ale | 607 |
| #535 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 11 |
| #1363 | Mad Train wine | 8 |
| #162 | Now and Earlier | 30 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #429 | ball | 14 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #36 | eye-pod | 11 |
| #1167 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #588 | fake hand | 46 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #135 | felt | 56 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #478 | googly eye | 28 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #758 | hellion cube | 2 |
| #906 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 42 |
| #824 | ice-cold Willer | 27 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #161 | length of string | 72 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #357 | oyster basket | 11 |
| #195 | penguin skin | 651 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #44 | pr0n stir-fry | 12 |
| #41 | prosthetic forehead | 28 |
| #325 | rag doll | 7 |
| #309 | salty dog | 38 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #107 | sucky decal | 14 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #593 | top | 8 |
| #281 | toy soldier | 6 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #118 | toy wheel | 71 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #29 | yak skin | 134 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |