| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #483 | Crimbo salad | 2 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #71 | Meat maid | 3 |
| #82 | Meat maid body | 4 |
| #278 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #77 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 3 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #184 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 4 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #661 | abominable snowcone | 11 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #389 | anticheese | 13 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #30 | bartender-in-the-box | 15 |
| #142 | beanbag chair | 4 |
| #148 | berries of suffering | 1 |
| #1743 | box of sunshine | 90 |
| #372 | bread line | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #24 | chef-in-the-box | 23 |
| #152 | chintzy seal pendant | 7 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #18 | dark baconstone ring | 2 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #18 | dark porquoise ring | 2 |
| #80 | dead meat bun | 3 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #15 | eXtreme nose ring | 42 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #77 | gauze hammock | 2 |
| #927 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #134 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #101 | ice stein | 4 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #76 | long-stemmed rose | 25 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1060 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #787 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #85 | petit fortran | 6 |
| #97 | returned Thinknerd package | 11 |
| #1339 | roasted marshmallow | 4 |
| #240 | shard of double-ice | 5 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1078 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #119 | vampire chowder | 4 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |