| #42 | "KICK ME" sign | 50 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbojito | 12 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #291 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #4116 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #11 | tassel | 726 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny house | 11 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #259 | tiny shaker of salt | 9 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #132 | wind-up ensign | 2 |
| #152 | wind-up navigation droid | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #100 | wind-up vampire teeth | 3 |