| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1510 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| #405 | bloody beer | 22 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #812 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #615 | googly eye | 21 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #317 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #1497 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1649 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #506 | toy wheel | 19 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #778 | yo-yo | 30 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |