| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1720 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| #408 | bloody beer | 22 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1639 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1634 | fake hand | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #811 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #617 | googly eye | 21 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #994 | herbs | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #1495 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1403 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1773 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #506 | toy wheel | 19 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #777 | yo-yo | 30 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |