| #319 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 7 |
| #369 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1120 | Cloaca grenade | 7 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #295 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #296 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #413 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #1281 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 19 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #771 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #442 | Mountain Stream soda | 33 |
| #330 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #225 | Valentine | 142 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #120 | bamboo bokuto | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #221 | cardboard katana | 2 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #587 | chopsticks | 3 |
| #54 | cold ninja mask | 91 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #774 | fire | 6 |
| #603 | frigid ninja stars | 29 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #48 | frozen nunchaku | 90 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #159 | green candy heart | 204 |
| #246 | halfberd | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #330 | heart-shaped balloon | 25 |
| #374 | hot katana blade | 35 |
| #499 | icy katana hilt | 3 |
| #187 | icy-hot katana | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #121 | lavender candy heart | 318 |
| #195 | ninja hot pants | 21 |
| #66 | ninja mop | 41 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #140 | orange candy heart | 356 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #140 | pink candy heart | 283 |
| #88 | pixellated candy heart | 234 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #199 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 11 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #115 | stuffed dodecapede | 100 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #142 | stuffed ninja snowman | 52 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #343 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #254 | tiny ninja sword | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #1886 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #455 | viking helmet | 18 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #156 | white candy heart | 258 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #155 | yellow candy heart | 349 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #577 | yo | 16 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |