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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #627 | Cloaca grenade | 22 |
| #420 | Cloaca-Cola | 88 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1385 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1572 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 9 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #433 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #911 | Knob Goblin pants | 2 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #962 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #1247 | Mad Train wine | 11 |
| #2157 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #2282 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1545 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #2364 | Yummy Tummy bean | 15 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #738 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #787 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #246 | barskin hat | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #329 | black pixel | 70 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #818 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #904 | blue pixel | 18 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #683 | chrome ore | 4 |
| #678 | cog | 20 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #527 | cornuthaum | 5 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #681 | diamond-studded cane | 4 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #428 | eXtreme mittens | 7 |
| #457 | eXtreme scarf | 5 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #595 | eyepatch | 7 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #797 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #927 | green pixel | 10 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1502 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1643 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #790 | lead necklace | 6 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #33 | metal mandible | 5 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1301 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #661 | spring | 15 |
| #608 | sprocket | 22 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #604 | ten-leaf clover | 11 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #600 | vorpal blade | 4 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |