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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #629 | Cloaca grenade | 22 |
| #421 | Cloaca-Cola | 88 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1391 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1571 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 9 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #427 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #436 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #913 | Knob Goblin pants | 2 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #963 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #1249 | Mad Train wine | 11 |
| #2154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #2281 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1546 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #2362 | Yummy Tummy bean | 15 |
| #679 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #743 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #789 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #2127 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #245 | barskin hat | 2 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #330 | black pixel | 70 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #816 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #906 | blue pixel | 18 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #902 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4783 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #686 | chrome ore | 4 |
| #676 | cog | 20 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #528 | cornuthaum | 5 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #682 | diamond-studded cane | 4 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #393 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #430 | eXtreme mittens | 7 |
| #460 | eXtreme scarf | 5 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #598 | eyepatch | 7 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #800 | filthy corduroys | 2 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #929 | green pixel | 10 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1508 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1642 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #791 | lead necklace | 6 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #33 | metal mandible | 5 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1306 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #660 | spring | 15 |
| #606 | sprocket | 22 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #609 | ten-leaf clover | 11 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4542 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4496 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8150 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #602 | vorpal blade | 4 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |