| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #813 | Cloaca grenade | 13 |
| #927 | Cloaca-Cola | 17 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1053 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 bling | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #165 | asparagus knife | 68 |
| #124 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #807 | box of sunshine | 351 |
| #68 | brine | 189 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #26 | corn holder | 123 |
| #300 | dill | 121 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #353 | ghost cucumber | 124 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #4 | googly eye | 10,064 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | stalk of asparagus | 2,737 |
| #49 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1,820 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #285 | vinegar | 135 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |