| #613 | Cloaca grenade | 23 |
| #372 | Cloaca-Cola | 100 |
| #418 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #336 | Dyspepsi grenade | 41 |
| #730 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 75 |
| #312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #80 | chaos butterfly | 7,190 |
| #134 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 39 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #248 | green balloon | 20 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #211 | mugcake | 20 |
| #281 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #296 | small leather glove | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #274 | string of blue beads | 39 |
| #219 | string of green beads | 46 |
| #329 | string of red beads | 33 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #324 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |