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| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1369 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #943 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1928 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #945 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #188 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 2 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1631 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #222 | blundarrrbus | 2 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #717 | candy brain | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #17 | chaos butterfly | 59,820 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #288 | chocolate spurs | 2 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #366 | foie gras | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #930 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #345 | many-eyed glasses | 5 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #235 | meatcar model | 2 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |