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| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #188 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 2 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #223 | blundarrrbus | 2 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #715 | candy brain | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #17 | chaos butterfly | 59,820 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #288 | chocolate spurs | 2 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #362 | foie gras | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #929 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #345 | many-eyed glasses | 5 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #235 | meatcar model | 2 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |