| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #1041 | brine | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #966 | dill | 24 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1130 | ghost cucumber | 22 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #209 | silver tongue charrrm | 38 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #915 | vinegar | 28 |