| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #190 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 58 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #189 | 33398 scroll | 116 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #897 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #110 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 40 |
| #566 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #781 | 8-ball | 19 |
| #287 | Angry Farmer candy | 448 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #70 | Blatantly Canadian | 104 |
| #134 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 88 |
| #218 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 17 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #507 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 122 |
| #140 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 21 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #78 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 8 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #710 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 11 |
| #717 | Knob Goblin tongs | 6 |
| #520 | Knob sausage | 3 |
| #157 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 50 |
| #1054 | Mad Train wine | 23 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #835 | Mountain Stream soda | 4 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #96 | abominable snowcone | 279 |
| #326 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #583 | acoustic guitarrr | 4 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #286 | ancient frozen dinner | 7 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #142 | annoying pitchfork | 17 |
| #84 | anticheese | 200 |
| #719 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #743 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #553 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #131 | asbestos ore | 72 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #553 | astral mushroom | 12 |
| #311 | awful poetry journal | 445 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1382 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #73 | balaclava baklava | 85 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #172 | bar skin | 84 |
| #49 | barbed-wire fence | 203 |
| #605 | baseball | 4 |
| #60 | basic meat pants | 5 |
| #45 | basic meat sword | 9 |
| #167 | batgut | 238 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #395 | beertini | 4 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #419 | bit-o-cactus | 5 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #157 | blackberry | 138 |
| #123 | bloody beer | 393 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #134 | boring spaghetti | 5 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #381 | bowl of cottage cheese | 50 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #700 | bubbly potion | 5 |
| #75 | bugbear bungguard | 120 |
| #815 | bum cheek | 4 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #54 | cast | 1,068 |
| #209 | cat appendix | 23 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #315 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 20 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1019 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 6 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #45 | dark potion | 400 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #708 | draggin' ball hat | 3 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #765 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #812 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #604 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #711 | flaming talons | 3 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #546 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #833 | glowing red eye | 4 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #995 | handful of hand chalk | 6 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #580 | herb brownies | 20 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #830 | hot katana blade | 3 |
| #78 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 5,225 |
| #223 | ice-cold Willer | 271 |
| #69 | ice-cold six-pack | 412 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #157 | oriole-feather headdress | 8 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #400 | potted cactus | 5 |
| #748 | radium-flavored potato chips | 21 |
| #30 | spider web | 2,529 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #642 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 28 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |