| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #190 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 58 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #189 | 33398 scroll | 116 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #900 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #110 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 40 |
| #569 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #785 | 8-ball | 19 |
| #288 | Angry Farmer candy | 448 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #70 | Blatantly Canadian | 104 |
| #134 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 88 |
| #218 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 17 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #508 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 122 |
| #140 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 21 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #77 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 8 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #711 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 11 |
| #717 | Knob Goblin tongs | 6 |
| #521 | Knob sausage | 3 |
| #157 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 50 |
| #1056 | Mad Train wine | 23 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #832 | Mountain Stream soda | 4 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #96 | abominable snowcone | 279 |
| #329 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #584 | acoustic guitarrr | 4 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #287 | ancient frozen dinner | 7 |
| #458 | ancient spice | 2 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #142 | annoying pitchfork | 17 |
| #86 | anticheese | 200 |
| #721 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #743 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #554 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #132 | asbestos ore | 72 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #552 | astral mushroom | 12 |
| #311 | awful poetry journal | 445 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1381 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #73 | balaclava baklava | 85 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #173 | bar skin | 84 |
| #51 | barbed-wire fence | 203 |
| #606 | baseball | 4 |
| #60 | basic meat pants | 5 |
| #46 | basic meat sword | 9 |
| #168 | batgut | 238 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #398 | beertini | 4 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #422 | bit-o-cactus | 5 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #157 | blackberry | 138 |
| #123 | bloody beer | 393 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #134 | boring spaghetti | 5 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #383 | bowl of cottage cheese | 50 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #701 | bubbly potion | 5 |
| #76 | bugbear bungguard | 120 |
| #817 | bum cheek | 4 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2092 | candy cane | 11 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #54 | cast | 1,068 |
| #209 | cat appendix | 23 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #314 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 20 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1019 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 6 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #45 | dark potion | 400 |
| #971 | dirty hobo gloves | 2 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #708 | draggin' ball hat | 3 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #767 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #811 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #604 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #711 | flaming talons | 3 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #547 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #834 | glowing red eye | 4 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #999 | handful of hand chalk | 6 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #581 | herb brownies | 20 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #828 | hot katana blade | 3 |
| #78 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 5,225 |
| #223 | ice-cold Willer | 271 |
| #69 | ice-cold six-pack | 412 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #157 | oriole-feather headdress | 8 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #399 | potted cactus | 5 |
| #749 | radium-flavored potato chips | 21 |
| #30 | spider web | 2,529 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #645 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 28 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |