| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #714 | Crimbuck | 1,270 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #944 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1909 | grue egg | 12 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #846 | radium-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #468 | turtle pheromones | 5 |
| #739 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 17 |