| #14 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 200 |
| #727 | CRIMBCO scrip | 176 |
| #1511 | Crimbuck | 176 |
| 🥇 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 176 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #497 | Knob Goblin love potion | 15 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 20 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 27 |
| #24 | Tiki lighter | 11 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #86 | arse-a'fire elixir | 2 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #31 | bottle of Blank-Out | 500 |
| #188 | box of sunshine | 2,259 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #294 | bunch of bananas | 15 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #627 | chewing gum on a string | 4 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #229 | colorful plastic ball | 176 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | cosmic lemonade | 5 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #20 | eXtreme scarf | 557 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #5 | flaming crutch | 31,346 |
| 🥇 | foolscap fool's cap | 57,339 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #52 | powdered toad horn | 9 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #12 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #113 | smile-sharpening stone | 2 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #154 | tequila sunrise | 11 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| 🥈 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 5,339 |
| 🥇 | union scalemail pants | 13,495 |