TAS

RankItemQuantity
#72100-Watt bulb1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#249Happy Birthday, Claude! cake5
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#246Knob Goblin Uberpants2
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#679arrrgyle socks2
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#3415badass belt12
#1654blood flower1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#2386bottle of goofballs8
#974box of sunshine252
#2707brick1
#840can of Red Minotaur2
#359cheap plastic bottle opener18
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#429chrome staff1
#747clockwork key1
#53clockwork shank1
#176coconut bikini top1
#57deadly nightshade1
#41devil's-food cake1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#395double daisy1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#871empty blowgun1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#969evil golden arch1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#236fruit bowl1
#625furry fur69
#1240fuzzy dice5
#543giant moxie weed2
#769gnoll lips1
#320hippy herbal tea1
#134imitation nice watch1
#1828jazz soap1
#908ketchup hound1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#434long-stemmed rose2
#570lovecat tail1
#709mariachi G-string1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#87pimpin' meat hat1
🥇pirate hook1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#117plexiglass pants2
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#147plexiglass pith helmet2
#272potted fern2
#342questionable taco1
#90rat head balloon1
#9red traffic cone1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#642string of blue beads19
#913string of green beads13
#738string of red beads16
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#499stuffed ghuol whelp2
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#152stuffed yeti1
#1620thin black candle1
#148thought balloon1
🥇time sleigh1
#712tomato17
#767tortoise's blessing1
#1791turtle totem1
#586wang1
#1104white lightning1
#191wooden figurine1
#1454x-ray specs1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 547 items total!

what items are this player missing?