| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #249 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #972 | box of sunshine | 252 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #360 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 18 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #626 | furry fur | 69 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #541 | giant moxie weed | 2 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #643 | string of blue beads | 19 |
| #914 | string of green beads | 13 |
| #739 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #712 | tomato | 17 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |