Ximenes

RankItemQuantity
#22458-ball1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#924Boris's ring1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1830Crimboween memo3
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#131Hatorade1
#613Hell ramen1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1726Imp Ale4
#963Knob Goblin tongs2
#822Knob mushroom1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#389Knoll shroomkabob2
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#479Marquis de Poivre soda1
#860Meleegra™ pills4
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#2658Rock Pops1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1252amulet of extreme plot significance2
#656ancient Magi-Wipes1
#457ancient frozen dinner3
#610ancient vinyl coin purse1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#631ant agonist1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#1192astral mushroom1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1765awful poetry journal2
#2450baconstone1
#261baconstone ring1
#7427badass belt1
#430balaclava1
#632balaclava baklava1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#1329bottle of gin1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1053box1
#1334boxed wine1
#232broken carburetor1
#96bubble bauble bow1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#538cactus fruit1
#534calle de miel1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#587canopic jar1
#635carbonated water lily1
#56cardboard crossbow1
#1369chaos butterfly9
#1063chef's hat1
#664cherry1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#101clockwork pants1
#612cocktail napkin1
#1224cocoa egg1
#923cocoa eggshell fragment10
#748cool mushroom1
#850cornuthaum1
#1243cranberries1
#951crazy little Turkish delight1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#1796delicious salad1
#971dirty hobo gloves2
#819disembodied brain1
#677displaced fish1
#680drab sonata2
#763drum machine1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#499enchanted bean2
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#880fine wine1
#271foon1
#826frilly skirt1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1255giant needle1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#949goat cheese pizza1
#773grapefruit1
#828grapes1
#4476grue egg2
#870guitar pick1
#325headhunter necktie1
#124heart of rock and roll1
#1691helmet turtle2
#995herbs1
#575honey-dipped locust1
#1287hot wing1
#606huge spoon1
#1194jabañero-flavored chewing gum1
#908ketchup hound1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#1295lead necklace1
#206lead yo-yo1
#348leaflet2
#500leftovers of indeterminate origin2
#1233lemon1
#912lihc eye2
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1356loose teeth2
#377los chinos1
#836maple syrup1
#480margarita1
#1299mariachi pants1
#1042meat stack1
#266menudo ravioli1
#1204metallic A1
#898mind flayer corpse1
#502monkey wrench1
#600mullet wig1
#529ocean motion1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#796olive1
#942orange1
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#988papaya1
#528papaya sling1
#538papaya taco1
#1565pasta spoon1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#1077plot hole7
#702pointy mushroom1
#1184pool cue1
#294porquoise necklace1
#812potted cactus1
#695poutine1
#243pr0n m4nic0tti1
#1037probability potion3
#1187procrastination potion1
#457rat appendix kabob1
#1506ravioli hat1
#72repeating crossbow1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#856royal jelly1
#558rubber axe1
#981salamander spleen1
#855salty dog1
#1466saucepan3
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#625shingle3
#2957shiny ring1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#90shuddersword1
#943skeleton key1
#921smart skull2
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#1131squashed frog1
#310star buckler1
#888strawberry1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#41styrofoam crossbow1
#1068tamarind-flavored chewing gum2
#438tequila sunrise1
#1700tiny house1
#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#1136tomato1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#2411valuable trinket1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#618wad of tofu2
#466warm mushroom2
#630whiskey sour1
#118wholeberd1
#415wine spritzer1
#1245wolf mask1
#1046wussiness potion1
#109yakskin buckler1
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2

Wow, that's 307 items total!

what items are this player missing?