| #1165 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #529 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #788 | bag of airline peanuts | 34 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #816 | clown hammer | 29 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #926 | defective skull | 14 |
| #35 | dental pliers | 2 |
| #599 | doll house | 8 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #182 | empty blowgun | 13 |
| #756 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 33 |
| #761 | fake fake vomit | 37 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #132 | kneecapping stick | 124 |
| #373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #555 | pet rock | 14 |
| #847 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 21 |
| #886 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 27 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #458 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 14 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #941 | whoopie cushion | 27 |
| #949 | wind-up chattering teeth | 26 |
| #1264 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #927 | yellow snowcone | 30 |
| #43 | yo-yo | 666 |
| #555 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |