| #1964 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #943 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #630 | Cold Hots candy | 6 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #344 | Gummi-Gnauga | 7 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #610 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 29 |
| #907 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 53 |
| #467 | Now and Earlier | 5 |
| #685 | Rock Pops | 76 |
| #801 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #387 | Sugar Cog | 5 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #672 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 14 |
| #671 | Yummy Tummy bean | 291 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #558 | candied kobold | 5 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #195 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 5 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #210 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #834 | green beer | 11 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1274 | length of string | 5 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #538 | mafia aria | 40 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #518 | piece of wedding cake | 9 |
| #877 | pile of candy | 3 |
| #454 | pile of jumping beans | 4 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #760 | pixellated candy heart | 13 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #609 | scroll of pasta summoning | 16 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #374 | support cummerbund | 19 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1102 | tofurkey gravy | 7 |
| #1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #395 | wooden block | 8 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |