Lady Ladle

RankItemQuantity
#1964Angry Farmer candy2
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#943Cloaca-Cola c-rations2
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#630Cold Hots candy6
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#226Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#344Gummi-Gnauga7
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#610Mob Penguin cellular phone29
#907Mr. Mediocrebar53
#467Now and Earlier5
#685Rock Pops76
#801Senior Mints4
#387Sugar Cog5
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#672Wint-O-Fresh mint14
#671Yummy Tummy bean291
#769aspirin1
#632balaclava baklava1
#1591ball2
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#558candied kobold5
#1439candied yams5
#2563candy cane7
#1025daisy1
#195dope gangsta bling-bling5
#1281dwarf bread1
#1436eggnog7
#1830fancy chocolate2
#1747felt3
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#210filthy hippy poncho2
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#428frilly shirt1
#1858gingerbread bugbear7
#1916googly eye3
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#834green beer11
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1050kneecapping stick7
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1274length of string5
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#179long-stemmed rose12
#538mafia aria40
#677maiden wig1
#520marionette3
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#671mesh cap1
#600mullet wig1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#2035pet rock2
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#518piece of wedding cake9
#877pile of candy3
#454pile of jumping beans4
#681pirate shirt1
#760pixellated candy heart13
#754plastic passion fruit1
#1168potato sprout1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#448poultrygeist1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#866rag doll2
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#9red traffic cone1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#683safarrri hat1
#609scroll of pasta summoning16
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#909sock monkey2
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1252stuffing6
#374support cummerbund19
#593supportive bra1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1102tofurkey gravy7
#1390tofurkey leg5
#892toy train2
#1197toy wheel5
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1043viking helmet1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#395wooden block8
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#38yellow traffic cone1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 825 items total!

what items are this player missing?