| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #451 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #711 | flaming talons | 3 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #231 | gr8ps | 22 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1172 | plot hole | 3 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1483 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #217 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |