| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #6539 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #460 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1216 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1425 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1813 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #4234 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #711 | flaming talons | 3 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #234 | gr8ps | 22 |
| #5340 | grue egg | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1170 | plot hole | 3 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1489 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #220 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |