| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1616 | Imp Ale | 8 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #2283 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2524 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1645 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #570 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 18 |
| #2501 | Yummy Tummy bean | 10 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #632 | candy stake | 10 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #670 | flaming crutch | 4 |
| #813 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1371 | ice-cold Willer | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #536 | lead necklace | 13 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #255 | moonglasses | 2 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #196 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #453 | prosthetic forehead | 3 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #198 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 7 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #415 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #537 | wind-up meatcar | 13 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |