| #69 | BRICKO eye brick | 1,377 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #888 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #940 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #735 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #1131 | Cloaca-Cola | 9 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #428 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #648 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2458 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #1521 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 10 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #40 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 53 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #227 | Wand of Nagamar | 26 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #187 | baconstone bracelet | 3 |
| #1747 | badass belt | 31 |
| #1292 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #333 | barbed-wire fence | 14 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #56 | black eye shadow | 22 |
| #32 | black eyedrops | 20 |
| #721 | blood flower | 8 |
| #108 | box of sunshine | 4,014 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1253 | clown hammer | 10 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #116 | cyclops eyedrops | 6 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #87 | droopy doll eye | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #22 | enchanted eyepatch | 54 |
| #123 | evil googly eye | 41 |
| #1295 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #9 | eye of newt | 3,334 |
| #5 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 672 |
| #9 | eye-pod | 71 |
| #26 | eyedrops of newt | 44 |
| #19 | eyedrops of the ermine | 103 |
| #22 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 37 |
| #17 | eyepatch | 1,205 |
| #1469 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1355 | fake hand | 6 |
| #20 | false eyelashes | 38 |
| #475 | giant discarded plastic fork | 21 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #39 | glass gnoll eye | 3 |
| #9 | glowing red eye | 4,806 |
| #55 | googly eye | 227 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #5 | lihc eye | 6,288 |
| #11 | lihc eye pie | 962 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1223 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #11 | many-eyed glasses | 190 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #77 | porquoise bracelet | 4 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #20 | ravenous eye | 57 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1617 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #923 | shiny ring | 24 |
| #34 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 4,655 |
| #97 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #42 | spooky eyeliner | 82 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #650 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 12 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1530 | yellow snowcone | 7 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |