| #68 | BRICKO eye brick | 1,377 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #938 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #733 | Cloaca grenade | 16 |
| #1132 | Cloaca-Cola | 9 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2454 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #951 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #1521 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 10 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #40 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 53 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #227 | Wand of Nagamar | 26 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #188 | baconstone bracelet | 3 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #330 | barbed-wire fence | 14 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #54 | black eye shadow | 22 |
| #32 | black eyedrops | 20 |
| #721 | blood flower | 8 |
| #105 | box of sunshine | 4,014 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1253 | clown hammer | 10 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #116 | cyclops eyedrops | 6 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #86 | droopy doll eye | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #21 | enchanted eyepatch | 54 |
| #122 | evil googly eye | 41 |
| #1297 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #9 | eye of newt | 3,334 |
| #5 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 672 |
| #9 | eye-pod | 71 |
| #26 | eyedrops of newt | 44 |
| #19 | eyedrops of the ermine | 103 |
| #22 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 37 |
| #17 | eyepatch | 1,205 |
| #1472 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1356 | fake hand | 6 |
| #20 | false eyelashes | 38 |
| #475 | giant discarded plastic fork | 21 |
| #1885 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #39 | glass gnoll eye | 3 |
| #9 | glowing red eye | 4,806 |
| #55 | googly eye | 227 |
| #1339 | grue egg | 19 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1664 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #5 | lihc eye | 6,288 |
| #11 | lihc eye pie | 962 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1223 | mafia aria | 9 |
| #1563 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #11 | many-eyed glasses | 190 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #77 | porquoise bracelet | 4 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #19 | ravenous eye | 57 |
| #90 | red eye | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1614 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #924 | shiny ring | 24 |
| #34 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 4,655 |
| #98 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #41 | spooky eyeliner | 82 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #651 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 12 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1532 | yellow snowcone | 7 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |