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| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #587 | Dyspepsi grenade | 21 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 40 |
| #327 | Gummi-Gnauga | 8 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1960 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #972 | Yummy Tummy bean | 168 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1646 | disturbing fanfic | 3 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #1566 | ghost cucumber | 5 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #618 | infernal insoles | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #298 | leaflet | 3 |
| #285 | leather chaps | 10 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #852 | loose teeth | 23 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #631 | penguin skin | 43 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #85 | phat turquoise bracelet | 10 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #694 | scroll of drastic healing | 50 |
| #955 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1114 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #638 | white snake skin | 9 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |