| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #589 | Dyspepsi grenade | 21 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #94 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 40 |
| #328 | Gummi-Gnauga | 8 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1959 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #971 | Yummy Tummy bean | 168 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1070 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1715 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1645 | disturbing fanfic | 3 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1377 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #954 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #1567 | ghost cucumber | 5 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #1168 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2513 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #616 | infernal insoles | 2 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #298 | leaflet | 3 |
| #285 | leather chaps | 10 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #851 | loose teeth | 23 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #632 | penguin skin | 43 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #85 | phat turquoise bracelet | 10 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #692 | scroll of drastic healing | 50 |
| #956 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #1162 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #2806 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2812 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #391 | tulip | 1 |
| #639 | white snake skin | 9 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1863 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |