| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #307 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 29 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #317 | astronaut pants | 29 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #32 | bag of airline peanuts | 607 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | balloon monkey | 3,124 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #133 | disintegrating sheet music | 61 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #402 | drab sonata | 9 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #443 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 13 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #759 | fancy dress ball | 14 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #57 | long-stemmed rose | 35 |
| #560 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #913 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #150 | orange glowstick | 12 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #886 | possessed top | 6 |
| #618 | prehistoric spear | 6 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 89 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #227 | toy crazy train | 44 |
| #275 | toy jet pack | 29 |
| #343 | toy ray gun | 29 |
| #301 | toy space helmet | 30 |
| #603 | tree-eating kite | 53 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #111 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 108 |
| #452 | white balloon | 5 |
| #30 | whoopie cushion | 619 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |