| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2230 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #177 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #3880 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2192 | grue egg | 10 |
| #949 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #160 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #502 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #569 | worthless knick-knack | 7 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |