| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #9 | March hat | 3 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #753 | felt | 12 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1515 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #22 | iceberglet | 2 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #31 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #763 | royal jelly | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #123 | thin black candle | 2,548 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |