| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #652 | lead necklace | 9 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #816 | smart skull | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #597 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |