| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1593 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #651 | lead necklace | 9 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #817 | smart skull | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6986 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3295 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1818 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2840 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2871 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3329 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2596 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #593 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |