| #559 | BURT | 8 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #255 | El Vibrato power sphere | 4 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #93 | Knob jelly donut | 3 |
| #309 | LED block | 4 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 5 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #1949 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #60 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 3 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #280 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #389 | doll house | 13 |
| #200 | duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #135 | felt | 56 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #153 | googly eye | 88 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #63 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #136 | length of string | 81 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #65 | lovecat tail | 14 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #130 | plastic passion fruit | 17 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #742 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #156 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #353 | stuffed doppelshifter | 41 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #866 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #132 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #280 | toy train | 8 |
| #273 | toy wheel | 33 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #495 | yo-yo | 61 |