| #559 | BURT | 8 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #255 | El Vibrato power sphere | 4 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #93 | Knob jelly donut | 3 |
| #309 | LED block | 4 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 5 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 3 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #281 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #389 | doll house | 13 |
| #200 | duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #135 | felt | 56 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #147 | googly eye | 95 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #64 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2488 | laser-broiled pear | 9 |
| #136 | length of string | 81 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #56 | lovecat tail | 15 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #90 | plastic passion fruit | 25 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #743 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #157 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #353 | stuffed doppelshifter | 41 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #867 | sweet mochi ball | 2 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #132 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1343 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #280 | toy train | 8 |
| #273 | toy wheel | 33 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #495 | yo-yo | 61 |