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| #219 | Cloaca grenade | 79 |
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| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 46 |
| #305 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 228 |
| #157 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 19 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #132 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 5 |
| #227 | Elfin shortbread | 4 |
| #62 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 4 |
| #212 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 21 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #55 | Kentucky-style derby | 4 |
| #390 | Meleegra™ pills | 23 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #207 | Mohawk wig | 62 |
| #412 | Mountain Stream soda | 41 |
| #511 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 105 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1050 | Rock Pops | 43 |
| #554 | Senior Mints | 8 |
| #772 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 43 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1525 | Valentine | 6 |
| #1280 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 5 |
| #17 | barskin tent | 85 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
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| #234 | batgut | 143 |
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| #133 | bloody beer | 318 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #569 | blue pixel | 71 |
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| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| #197 | bugbear beanie | 40 |
| #269 | bugbear bungguard | 22 |
| #644 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #46 | carob chunks | 259 |
| #215 | cast | 122 |
| #315 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 20 |
| #308 | dead guy's watch | 22 |
| #45 | decorative fountain | 291 |
| #71 | denim axe | 8 |
| #751 | dill | 46 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #310 | drab sonata | 13 |
| #337 | draggin' ball hat | 20 |
| #390 | drywall axe | 34 |
| #108 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 11 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #256 | f3d0r4 | 38 |
| #398 | fine wine | 11 |
| #54 | flat dough | 324 |
| #341 | foolscap fool's cap | 8 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #531 | frigid ninja stars | 40 |
| #1000 | ghost cucumber | 31 |
| #232 | gnauga hide | 24 |
| #409 | googly eye | 33 |
| #74 | guano coffee cup | 148 |
| #229 | hair spray | 47 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #73 | ice-cold six-pack | 344 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #651 | lead necklace | 9 |
| #141 | leather chaps | 30 |
| #384 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #175 | mesh cap | 19 |
| #200 | oyster basket | 25 |
| #105 | patchouli incense stick | 281 |
| #409 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #321 | piece of wedding cake | 20 |
| #1020 | pixellated candy heart | 8 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #96 | rat scrapple | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | ridiculously huge sword | 63 |
| #402 | ring of aggravate monster | 17 |
| #5 | rubber axe | 539 |
| #512 | ruby W | 15 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #168 | sk8board | 10 |
| #150 | skeleton bone | 448 |
| #80 | soda water | 103 |
| #119 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 10 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #556 | super-spiky hair gel | 101 |
| #45 | tambourine bells | 230 |
| #394 | tiny house | 485 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #742 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 23 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1103 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #741 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 23 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #863 | tiny plastic grue | 20 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #813 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 22 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 27 |
| #995 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 18 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #988 | tiny plastic mosquito | 18 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1260 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #835 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #207 | titanium assault umbrella | 59 |
| #161 | tomato | 413 |
| #774 | vinegar | 42 |
| #156 | white chocolate chip cookies | 32 |
| #66 | windchimes | 248 |
| #250 | wussiness potion | 69 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |