| #1092 | Amulet of Yendor | 7 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2949 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1038 | bag of airline peanuts | 19 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2666 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1723 | brick | 8 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #496 | carob chunk noodles | 2 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #1641 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #2496 | club necklace | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | defective skull | 17 |
| #2469 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1101 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #2872 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2479 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1355 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1045 | joybuzzer | 18 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1330 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #325 | necklace chain | 7 |
| #1364 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1051 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 12 |
| #1450 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #536 | [2108]rock | 8 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1516 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #3321 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1950 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7835 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5286 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5192 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #7026 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4600 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7027 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7033 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2089 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5813 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6350 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1138 | stuffing | 7 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1884 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #348 | tooth | 11 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #967 | whoopie cushion | 25 |
| #1081 | wind-up chattering teeth | 20 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |