| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |