| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1295 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |