| #554 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 9 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #577 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 8 |
| #494 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 13 |
| #438 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 15 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #435 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #552 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #700 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2744 | box of sunshine | 35 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1824 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #412 | olive | 18 |
| #414 | oyster basket | 10 |
| #938 | pretty flower | 28 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #889 | strawberry | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6334 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #203 | tasket | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #175 | tisket | 2 |
| #1893 | toast | 123 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #131 | urinal cake | 100 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |