| #387 | Dyspepsi grenade | 34 |
| #1465 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #355 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #519 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 36 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1130 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #82 | delicious noodles | 70 |
| #378 | iron pasta spoon | 16 |
| #602 | kneecapping stick | 19 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #403 | mafia aria | 59 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #302 | penguin skin | 285 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #289 | scroll of pasta summoning | 52 |
| #282 | support cummerbund | 27 |
| #207 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #144 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 9 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #305 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #144 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #331 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #88 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #501 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #155 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 9 |
| #102 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 11 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 5 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #112 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 4 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #13 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2,395 |
| #2019 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1796 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |