| #387 | Dyspepsi grenade | 34 |
| #1466 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #356 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 9 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #519 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 36 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #82 | delicious noodles | 70 |
| #378 | iron pasta spoon | 16 |
| #604 | kneecapping stick | 19 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #403 | mafia aria | 59 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #302 | penguin skin | 285 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #289 | scroll of pasta summoning | 52 |
| #282 | support cummerbund | 27 |
| #208 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 8 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 9 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #306 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 6 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #332 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #89 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #125 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #156 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 9 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 11 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #72 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 5 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #113 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 4 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2027 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #13 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2,395 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #6182 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |