Hadschi

RankItemQuantity
#387Dyspepsi grenade34
#1466Dyspepsi-Cola11
#356Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations9
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#673Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack2
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#227Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen3
#519Mob Penguin cellular phone36
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1131black plastic oyster egg3
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#536blue polka-dot oyster egg8
#2622blue striped oyster egg1
#1660cheap toaster1
#82delicious noodles70
#378iron pasta spoon16
#604kneecapping stick19
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#403mafia aria59
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1582off-white striped oyster egg1
#1889oyster basket1
#302penguin skin285
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#289scroll of pasta summoning52
#282support cummerbund27
#208tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer8
#145tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory9
#492tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer4
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#306tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer6
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#145tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer9
#332tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer6
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#89tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer11
#241tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer7
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#143tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo4
#504tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign4
#503tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer4
#186tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg3
#125tiny die-cast blade a-spinning4
#190tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree3
#156tiny die-cast factory worker elf9
#103tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf11
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#72tiny die-cast goose a-laying5
#185tiny die-cast killing bird3
#605tiny die-cast middle-management elf3
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#113tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg4
#314tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf6
#175tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming3
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#3991tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2857tiny plastic angry goat6
#3972tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#3937tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#2570tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#3297tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#2027tiny plastic fuzzy dice9
#13tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2,395
#2022tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#4810tiny plastic grue3
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#3268tiny plastic killer bee5
#2502tiny plastic leprechaun7
#6182tiny plastic levitating potato2
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1797tiny plastic pastamancer3
#2859tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime6
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#6197tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#2842tiny plastic star starfish6
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1916tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 3,343 items total!

what items are this player missing?