| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1973 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 143 |
| #103 | Crimbo candied pecan | 260 |
| #108 | Crimbo fudge | 305 |
| #101 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 312 |
| #23 | Jack-in-the-box | 117 |
| #91 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 330 |
| #29 | Red Rover BB gun | 110 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #472 | bejeweled cufflinks | 8 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #124 | blood flower | 100 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #203 | designer handbag | 13 |
| #18 | divine blowout | 4,139 |
| #19 | divine can of silly string | 4,303 |
| #51 | divine champagne flute | 437 |
| #28 | divine champagne popper | 556 |
| #28 | divine cracker | 606 |
| #18 | divine noisemaker | 4,664 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #27 | peanut brittle shield | 132 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #899 | pretty flower | 32 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | punk patch | 10,066 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #11 | red-and-green sweater | 128 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #405 | stuffing | 22 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #416 | toy wheel | 22 |
| #175 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #122 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 113 |
| #37 | viking helmet | 770 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #5 | yellow brick road | 845 |
| #1783 | yellow snowcone | 3 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |