| #694 | Cloaca-Cola | 37 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #294 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 17 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #276 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1297 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #447 | candy stake | 13 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1146 | eggnog | 11 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #1675 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #920 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #987 | papaya | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #120 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |