| #694 | Cloaca-Cola | 37 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #294 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 17 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #276 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #444 | candy stake | 13 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1147 | eggnog | 11 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #314 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #900 | felt | 10 |
| #1676 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |