| #597 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
| #356 | Cloaca-Cola | 106 |
| #496 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #428 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #467 | Dyspepsi grenade | 28 |
| #1520 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 10 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #574 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1056 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #284 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #831 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #625 | scroll of pasta summoning | 15 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |