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| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #2548 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #2524 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #428 | abominable snowcone | 27 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #870 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #538 | canopic jar | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #1171 | dense meat stack | 2 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #187 | enchanted bean | 19 |
| #592 | eye of newt | 9 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #427 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #144 | handful of drink tickets | 2 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #855 | lihc eye | 3 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #737 | pr0n legs | 6 |
| #802 | pretty flower | 48 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #643 | salamander spleen | 7 |
| #457 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #901 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1050 | turtle totem | 14 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |