| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #2546 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #479 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #432 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #428 | abominable snowcone | 27 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #348 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #873 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #537 | canopic jar | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #1171 | dense meat stack | 2 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #187 | enchanted bean | 19 |
| #592 | eye of newt | 9 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #429 | goatskin umbrella | 2 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #144 | handful of drink tickets | 2 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #853 | lihc eye | 3 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #736 | pr0n legs | 6 |
| #810 | pretty flower | 48 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #639 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #643 | salamander spleen | 7 |
| #460 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 2 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3793 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #902 | squashed frog | 3 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #1056 | turtle totem | 14 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |