| #5 | BRICKO elephant | 46 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #91 | Imp Ale | 3,029 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1081 | Valentine | 11 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | black pepper | 25,041 |
| #289 | box of sunshine | 1,464 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #8 | can of Swiller | 1,027 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #21 | chef's hat | 742 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #27 | cream stout | 216 |
| #8 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 70 |
| #186 | divine can of silly string | 134 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1008 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #215 | heart-shaped balloon | 75 |
| #24 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 40,128 |
| #28 | ice-cold Willer | 5,748 |
| #98 | ice-cold fotie | 990 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #51 | pink candy heart | 1,040 |
| #163 | pixellated candy heart | 105 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #17 | right half of a heart necklace | 21 |
| #1381 | roll of toilet paper | 20 |
| #73 | snowball | 20 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #593 | spooky toy wheel | 9 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #78 | upsy daisy | 195 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1183 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |