| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #579 | Gnollish plunger | 2 |
| #1689 | Imp Ale | 5 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #818 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #813 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #867 | Knob Goblin tongs | 3 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #902 | bat wing | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1349 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1643 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1412 | disco mask | 3 |
| #474 | disease | 17 |
| #640 | evil golden arch | 6 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #705 | goat beard | 2 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #677 | guitar pick | 2 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #682 | hellion cube | 3 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1392 | helmet turtle | 6 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #436 | herbs | 34 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #393 | hot katana blade | 31 |
| #1159 | hot wing | 4 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1498 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #455 | icy katana hilt | 4 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #849 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #503 | lemon | 66 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #803 | lihc eye | 4 |
| #750 | lihc face | 2 |
| #870 | line | 7 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1067 | little paper umbrella | 4 |
| #230 | long skinny balloon | 40 |
| #816 | loose teeth | 27 |
| #710 | lowercase N | 4 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #391 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #886 | meat stack | 4 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #1104 | metallic A | 2 |
| #607 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #599 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #23 | mosquito larva | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #588 | ninja hot pants | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #150 | pants kit | 3 |
| #1095 | pasta spoon | 6 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #87 | penguin shorts | 2 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1048 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #397 | piercing post | 3 |
| #422 | pirate pelvis | 5 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | rat appendix | 3 |
| #392 | ratgut | 3 |
| #1193 | ravioli hat | 4 |
| #521 | ridiculously huge sword | 15 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #436 | safarrri hat | 3 |
| #818 | saucepan | 31 |
| #955 | scroll of drastic healing | 11 |
| #692 | seal tooth | 9 |
| #1184 | seal-clubbing club | 6 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #395 | sk8board | 2 |
| #991 | skeleton bone | 10 |
| #452 | skewer | 11 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #335 | snorkel | 2 |
| #1023 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 15 |
| #658 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 3 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #13 | spooky sapling | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #992 | sprocket | 2 |
| #777 | star | 8 |
| #765 | star chart | 4 |
| #329 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1175 | stolen accordion | 9 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #130 | sword hilt | 2 |
| #369 | tassel | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1148 | turtle totem | 11 |
| #1965 | valuable trinket | 7 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |