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| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #763 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 20 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #847 | brine | 15 |
| #38 | briny vinegar | 10 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1060 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #647 | dill | 60 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #86 | especially salty dog | 7 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #208 | felt | 37 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #563 | ghost cucumber | 80 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #48 | gnauga hide skirt | 1 |
| #66 | goat | 40 |
| #350 | googly eye | 39 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #919 | green beer | 10 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #267 | length of string | 44 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #64 | penguin skin buckler | 3 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1595 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1011 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #501 | spork | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1120 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1122 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #148 | stuffing | 57 |
| #843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #202 | tasket | 2 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 28 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #273 | toy wheel | 33 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #517 | vinegar | 78 |
| #78 | wooden block | 39 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |
| #676 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |