| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #348 | cool mushroom | 7 |
| #1047 | dill | 19 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #314 | felt | 26 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #229 | flaming mushroom | 12 |
| #328 | frozen mushroom | 7 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1103 | ghost cucumber | 24 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #880 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #928 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #488 | spooky stuffing | 11 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1049 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #372 | stinky mushroom | 6 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1466 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1412 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #506 | stuffing | 18 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #511 | tooth | 8 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #944 | vinegar | 25 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #185 | wooden block | 17 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1465 | yo-yo | 8 |