| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #958 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #346 | cool mushroom | 7 |
| #1047 | dill | 19 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #313 | felt | 26 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #229 | flaming mushroom | 12 |
| #328 | frozen mushroom | 7 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1103 | ghost cucumber | 24 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #929 | spooky felt | 9 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #488 | spooky stuffing | 11 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #372 | stinky mushroom | 6 |
| #1378 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #506 | stuffing | 18 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #511 | tooth | 8 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #944 | vinegar | 25 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #182 | wooden block | 17 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1465 | yo-yo | 8 |