| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #999 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #241 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #404 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #930 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |