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| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1927 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #663 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #241 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #406 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |