| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #802 | Valentine | 20 |
| #61 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 79 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #42 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #595 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #783 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #100 | herbs | 420 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #32 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #24 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #34 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #7 | stinky cheese eye | 1 |
| #38 | water pipe bomb | 2,691 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |