| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #935 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #21 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #803 | Valentine | 20 |
| #60 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 79 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #597 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #785 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #101 | herbs | 420 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #31 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #23 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #33 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #7 | stinky cheese eye | 1 |
| #38 | water pipe bomb | 2,691 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |