ThaT CooL KiD

RankItemQuantity
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#935Breathetasticā„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#21Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form2
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
šŸ„ˆThe Spirit of Crimbo1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#803Valentine20
#60bottle of Domesticated Turkey79
#5907box of sunshine4
#41candy cornucopia2
#91container of Spooky Putty1
#1468corpse on the beach2
#597corpsedriver8
#785corpsetini6
#35crimsilion jub-jub bird1
#150haiku katana1
#101herbs420
#148hipposkin poncho1
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#7ice skates1
#71infant sandworm1
#31jewel-eyed wizard hat2
#531kick-ass kicks1
#105little box of fireworks1
#141llama lama cria1
#33navel ring of navel gazing1
#168pile of loose snow1
#23pilgrim shield2
#33plastic pumpkin bucket2
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#7stinky cheese eye1
#38water pipe bomb2,691
#24wax lips1
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1

Wow, that's 3,278 items total!

what items are this player missing?