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| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
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| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2890 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #442 | cactus fruit | 2 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #64 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
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| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
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| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
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| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
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| #27 | clockwork maid head | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
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| #75 | clownskin buckler | 2 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
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| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #359 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #225 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4024 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |