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| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
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| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #443 | cactus fruit | 2 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
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| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
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| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
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| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
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| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
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| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #63 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
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| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
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| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
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| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
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| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |