| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2094 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #190 | Dolphin King's crown | 23 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #171 | Imp Ale | 1,337 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #780 | bum cheek | 5 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #18 | chaos butterfly | 56,495 |
| #473 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 14 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #161 | daisy | 44 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #72 | empty blowgun | 39 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #36 | filthy hippy poncho | 25 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #169 | forest tears | 5 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #931 | giant discarded plastic fork | 9 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #23 | guano coffee cup | 1,337 |
| #391 | guitar pick | 7 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #264 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #338 | irate sombrero | 6 |
| #944 | kneecapping stick | 9 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #259 | leaflet | 4 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #467 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #917 | pail | 8 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #157 | petrified time | 3 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1161 | pretty flower | 12 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #30 | ridiculously huge sword | 1,337 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #32 | severed rocking horse head | 11 |
| #2008 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #677 | string of blue beads | 18 |
| #762 | string of green beads | 16 |
| #795 | string of red beads | 15 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #36 | ten-leaf clover | 1,337 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 22 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #80 | valuable trinket | 1,337 |
| #5 | windchimes | 17,978 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |