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| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
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| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
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| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
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| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
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| #534 | cast | 21 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1370 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
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| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
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| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #297 | eye of newt | 38 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #58 | miniature espresso maker | 3 |
| #296 | monomolecular yo-yo | 248 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
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| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #65 | pr0n cocktail | 10 |
| #1296 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1773 | robotronic egg | 4 |
| #452 | salamander spleen | 16 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #263 | silver shrimp fork | 8 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #451 | teddy borg | 21 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |