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| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #585 | Bulky Buddy Box | 5 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #626 | can of Binarrrca | 14 |
| #300 | can of Red Minotaur | 14 |
| #259 | can of Swiller | 11 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #104 | casino pass | 40 |
| #533 | cast | 21 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1368 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #257 | dollhive | 40 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #297 | eye of newt | 38 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #811 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #58 | miniature espresso maker | 3 |
| #296 | monomolecular yo-yo | 248 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #66 | pr0n cocktail | 10 |
| #1301 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1773 | robotronic egg | 4 |
| #453 | salamander spleen | 16 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #263 | silver shrimp fork | 8 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #450 | teddy borg | 21 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 157 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |