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| #939 | Mad Train wine | 37 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
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| #442 | a little sump'm sump'm | 4 |
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| #287 | bunch of square grapes | 12 |
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| #247 | calle de miel | 6 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
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| #452 | centipede eggs | 4 |
| #125 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 8 |
| #365 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 175 |
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| #287 | dire fudgesicle | 4 |
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| #247 | ducha de oro | 6 |
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| #728 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 7 |
| #313 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 60 |
| #683 | dusty bottle of Port | 10 |
| #302 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 58 |
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| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
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| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #403 | glass of goat's milk | 20 |
| #98 | gnatloaf | 1 |
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| #259 | grog | 6 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
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| #647 | happiness | 1 |
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| #224 | horizontal tango | 6 |
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| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #266 | ocean motion | 6 |
| #652 | olive | 4 |
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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #345 | pink pony | 5 |
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| #289 | rockin' wagon | 3 |
| #405 | roll in the hay | 2 |
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| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #348 | sausage pizza | 2 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #889 | spooky mushroom | 30 |
| #373 | stale baguette | 3 |
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| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #272 | tangerine | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
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| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
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| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
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| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
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| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
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| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #678 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
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| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #845 | white chocolate chips | 2 |