| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #456 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 43 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #75 | delicious noodles | 80 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #256 | iron pasta spoon | 28 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #434 | kneecapping stick | 32 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #335 | mafia aria | 77 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #279 | scroll of pasta summoning | 54 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #862 | stuffing | 10 |
| #233 | support cummerbund | 34 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #630 | wooden block | 4 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |