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| #235 | Divine | 2 |
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| #205 | Mae West | 4 |
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| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
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| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #757 | Valentine | 22 |
| #439 | Yummy Tummy bean | 463 |
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| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #79 | barbed-wire fence | 119 |
| #60 | bartender-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #816 | brine | 18 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #575 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #353 | corpsedriver | 14 |
| #337 | corpsetini | 15 |
| #163 | cranberries | 221 |
| #32 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #982 | dill | 23 |
| #45 | ducha de oro | 63 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #33 | fairy-worn boots | 2 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #1512 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #1241 | ghost cucumber | 16 |
| #216 | gimlet | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #155 | marzipan skull | 130 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #35 | pile of candy | 216 |
| #420 | portable corkscrew | 17 |
| #168 | prussian cathouse | 5 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #36 | salty dog | 5,642 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #392 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #381 | toast | 2,858 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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